My house, in the middle of the street, across from the church.

A meme about your house. Well, about my house. This is from E.

1. What kind of SOAP is in your bathtub right now?
Aveda Calming.

2. Do you have any watermelon in your refrigerator?
No, but E does, and I wish I did.

3. What would you change about your living room?
I need to paint my entertainment center. I wish I had a nicer mantle and fireplace screen, otherwise I really like it.

4. Are the dishes in your dishwasher clean or dirty?
My dishwasher is the boy, but I do have a wine glass and one plate in my sink. I promise I will wash them in the morning. First thing.

5. What is in your fridge?
A little milk, lots of bottled water, some cokes for the boy, pomegranate juice, sparkling lemonade, about 12 different types of cheeses, 9 types of olives, 5 different salad dressings , 3 types of salami, strawberries, grapes, hummus, baby carrots, pickles, caramel, strawberry-rhubarb jelly, eggs, brown sugar, cream cheese, sour cream, 3 different types of mayonnaise, 3 different types of mustard, soy sauce, worsteshire sauce, teriyaki sauce and I think that is about it I need to do a shop, but I am home alone at the moment, just got back last night and will not be here for a couple of nights.

6. White or wheat bread?
None really but if I must maybe wheat.

7. What is on top of your refrigerator?
Half a case of bottled water.

8. What color or design is on your shower curtain?
White eyelet.

9. How many plants are in your home?
None, but I have four different vases full of fresh flowers, does that count?

10. Is your bed made right now?
If I wasn’t in it, it would be.

11. Comet or Soft Scrub?
Soft Scrub if I must, but I am Clorox wipes kinda gal.

12. Is your closet organized?
YES! Wait until you see it!

13. Can you describe your flashlight?
Ummm, do I have one? Add that to the list of things I need.

14. Do you drink out of glass or plastic most of the time at home?
I don’t think I own plastic.

15. Do you have iced tea made in a pitcher right now?
I also do not think I own a pitcher, oh wait I do, but I think it has flowers in it.

16. If you have a garage, is it cluttered?
Nooooo, it has wood stacked and bins, but my SUV will not fit in it, too small. The garage that is.

17. Curtains or blinds?
Oh a little mixture, but a lot of blinds which I hate, but I am working on that.

18. How many pillows do you sleep with?
There are 13 on the bed when made. I sleep with two, the boy, MAYBE one.

19. Do you sleep with any lights on at night?
In the bathroom I have a nightlight so that I can find it.

20. How often do you vacuum?
Once or twice a week.

21. Standard toothbrush or electric?
Standard

22. What color is your toothbrush?
Lime Green

23. Do you have a welcome mat on your front porch?
I think so.

24. What is in your oven right now?
Two frying pans. Only place to store them.

25. Is there anything under your bed?
Bunnies, dusty ones.

26. Chore you hate doing the most?
Scrubbing the toilet.

27. What retro items are in your home?
Oh geez, have you seen my estate sale treasures, where do I start? At this point I think I am considered retro.

28. Do you have a separate room that you use as an office?
Yes. There are three bedrooms, one master, one guest and one office (the guest and the mater are the same size do not be fooled)

29. How many mirrors are in your home?
Three, one is retro even.

30. Do you have any hidden emergency money around your home?
Good question and I bet you would like to know where it is. . .

31. What color are your walls?
Wallpaper in living room and dining room, greenish in kitchen, grayish blue in office, yellow in master, wallpaper in guest room, white in bathroom.

32. Do you keep any kind of protection weapons in your home?
The boy, when he is here.

33. What does your home smell like right now?
I blew out a candle before I crawled into bed. I think it was called merlot or something like that.

34. Favorite candle scent?
Oh geez, I don’t know, nothing too strong or flowery and depends on the season. I do like lilac in the spring though.

35. What kind of pickles (if any) are in your refrigerator right now?
Dill. I like baby gherkins though.

36. What color is your favorite Bible?
I only have one, black..

37. Ever been on your roof?
No

38. Do you own a stereo?
Kinda, my iPod with speakers.

39. How many TVs do you have?
Oh geez, three, maybe four.

40. How many house phones?
House phones? I have a mobile. What is a house phone, I thought that was what they had in the lobby of a hotel.

41. Do you have a housekeeper?
The boy when he helps, which is most of the time.

42. What style do you decorate in?
Whatever I like and whatever is comfortable. Kinda shabby chic, traditional, vintage, cottagey.

43. Do you like solid colors in furniture or prints?
Depends.

44. Is there a smoke detector in your home?
Yes, two. I have heard the one near the kitchen from time to time, but I plead the fifth on the reason why.

45. In case of fire, what are the items in your house which you’d grab if you only could make one quick trip?
Pictures, my laptop since most of them are on there?