Another great question courtesy of Zobmondo. . .
Would You Rather... Have an extra hand where one of your feet is or… an extra eye where one of your hands is?
This is a tough one for me, but I just cannot see walking around on one of my hands keeping it clean all the time. I would have to have a Purell dispenser attached to me at all times. Having the extra eye could come in very handy when trying to keep one of my eyes on my darling niece and nephews. . .or when trying to multi-task and catch a good movie at home. . . or when trying to paint my toenails and pissing that spot on my pinky toe, so I think I am going to have to go with the extra eye. . .how about you?
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This is funny! I'd totally go for the extra hand... I would dedicate the "foot hand" to be my smoking hand and then I could still needlepoint, type, wash dishes etc. with my regular 2 hands all the while enjoying a lovely ciggie.
(disgusting smoker rationale, but I'm sticking with it!)
Ah, but you could always keep your extra hand in a shoe! The eye where your hand is supposed to be would prove to be much trickier to conceal.
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